Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."
breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
(Source: cyberfricking, via blowoffs)
I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
the girl who cried “i cnat bReathe”
you know what’s fucked up?
that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”
i absolutely HATED this
(Source: vnveiled, via for3ver-a-dreamer)