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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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lascocks:

parliamentrook:

accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon 

YO THAT’S FUKING ACE I WANT 10

(via smallbabydeer)

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shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

(via blowoffs)

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Reminder: The audio has not yet been authenticated.

(Source: thechanelmuse)

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uncorpse:

lesroisdumonde:

Baptised in dirty water 

dark/pale/glow here

(Source: lesroisdumondee, via ekansmex)

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"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."
Uzo Aduba’s mother proving that the idea of not being able to pronounce a POC’s name because it’s “too hard” or “too complicated” is complete bullshit and actually just laziness. (via cosmicspread)

(Source: secretaryofsass, via smallbabydeer)

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f4lconpunch:

spacedoutforever:

FUCKYES

WOOGITY WOOGITY WOGGITY
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  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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Men and Women, stages of fear

(Source: vvni, via stormafter)

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I took some Valium for my anxiety and I’m gunna sleep so fucking good

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fuks:

everything is so funny rn 

(via communistbakery)

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye, via thatpsychowriter)

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