So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
@simonpegg: Whenever I see a grown man wearing Crocs, I always wonder exactly when it was they gave up on life.
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"How can your heart be stuck on someone for so damn long?"
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
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if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
"When I tell you at 3am that I’m afraid to have my heart broken, don’t take it as a warning but a confession that you are my weakness. That I’m diving head first into my fear of love, to be in love with you."
"How beautiful is it that someone could make your heart beat so fast when you don’t want it to beat at all."