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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."
My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

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bitrates:

 by pltw 
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If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza

(Source: lifesanemotionalrollercoaster, via frenchy--fries)

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Interesting Sex Facts You Never Knew

fanofthedoctor3:

kumilita:

swinglizrd:

therandomeer:

luisewebsiteba:

whats so special about IKEA beds?

The fact that I have one. It’s squishy. 

Are we gonna talk about the Kinsey one? 

no one should ever talk abut the kinsey one….

#6 wtf

(via stormafter)

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tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

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cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

(Source: cyberfricking, via blowoffs)

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whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

(via imoonshine)

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nevvzealand:

the girl who cried “i cnat bReathe”

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
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ladiablamexicana:

wussgoodgaribay:

shareenaxo:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

well fuck

fuuuuck.

i absolutely HATED this

(Source: vnveiled, via for3ver-a-dreamer)

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